Because absolutely no one demanded it, the zombie “classic” Hard Rock Zombies is available on DVD. Here’s how Vintage Home Entertainment describes it:

Their farewell concert is to die for!

Jesse and his band are just a nice little heavy metal band playing clubs until they break into the big time. When Cassie meets them backstage to warn them away from playing in Grand Guignol because the parents don’t want that kind of influence on their children, they take it in stride as all part of the game.

After rehearsing for the gig, though, they are all brutally killed by a sadistic family of freaks, led by none other than Adolph Hitler. When Hitler comes out of hiding and his minions start sacrificing local townspeople to satisfy their lustful desires, the band rises from the dead at the request of Cassie to stop the murders, and put the living dead to rest by rocking one final time.

You wouldn’t think a movie with a description like that could be anything less than spectacular, would you? Yeah, well…

Get it for $12.99 at Amazon.com. And if you’re in the mood, check out the review I wrote waaaaay back in 2000.

Extra fun:

Amazon.com also sells a poster featuring the original VHS box art! Given that the art was far and away superior to the movie, it’s not a bad idea. $35.60.