If you’re one of the few people — the very few people — who has been patiently waiting for somebody to release do-it-yourself horrormeister Todd Sheets’ shot-on-video zombie movies on DVD… Wow, you’re weird. But you’re in luck, too! Naturally, it’s Camp Motion Pictures that steps up to the plate with a two-disc set.

You want plots? You got plots:

Zombie Bloodbath (1993) - Poisoned citizens come back to life as a flesh-hungry horde of monsters following a meltdown at a nuclear power plant

Zombie Bloodbath 2: Rage of the Undead (1995) - A group of college kids inadvertently raise the dead - and lots of them! - when they happen upon a grisly murder at an old farmhouse

Zombie Bloodbath 3: Zombie Armageddon (2000) - A high school becomes the bloody battlefield between trapped students and an unearthed army of reanimated corpses

Okay, maybe “plots” is overstating it. Here’s what you’d be getting:

You also get director’s commentaries, behind-the-scenes documentaries, and a few of Sheets’ earlier shorts.

Amazon.com has the set for $13.49.

(No word yet on anyone releasing Sheets’ Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City (1991) or Bloodthirsty Cannibal Demons (1993), but keep your fingers crossed, okay?)